she is king

the evolution of romance

(Source: nickholmes)

you’ll never guess what mine is.

standing-on-crossroads:

well, I am amazed

step 1 - put this on small dog step 2 - dog gets respect it now deserves

nickholmes:

I’ll support this…for now.

thanks for this gem, internet.

“Hhhhhhhiii hhhhhoney… what, don’t you love me anymore?”

poster series on behance, via @ivaprkacin

Bahaha. Best worst narration ever.

drudgeons:

lactarded:

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

Honey Badger don’t care. Honey Badger don’t give a shit.

(via meighan)

The narration is supreme. There’s swears so put on your headphones.

I MEANDER THROUGH THE INTERNETS. I AM FACED WITH CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. WHAT DO I DO?

this is actually live from space

For one thing, love this copy. I ‘d jump on the chance to write it. Secondly go check out this tumblr, hatecation. Good times. On par with Unhappy Hipsters even.

hatecation:

Damn your reverse psychology! Just for that, I’m not stealing anything.

>.>

<.<

Unless I can unscrew that curved, space-extending shower rod.

heh. still funny.

johnnychallenge:

(via secondsminuteshours)

heh. too good to let this one slip by.

malty:

Monday.

(Source: maltyk)

enjoying lunchbreath

heh. You really MUST have your sound on for this video. It makes it inexplicably funny.

keboom:

thedailywhat:

Look At This Fucking Cat Video of the Day: Inception Cat will haunt your dreams

[thanks penny and dan!]

wow. this man has one important question for you, for which there is only one possible answer. Get it wrong and he’ll bite your head off.

franks2000inchtv:

All nerds should aspire to be this man. I certainly do.

Dan Telfer: “The Best Dinosaur” 5-4-10 at Chicago Underground Comedy (via BastionBella)