The Land Shark: the most deadly and dainty of the land predators. It is mainly found creeping around urban centers, especially those with a high concentration of cement and dark alleys. No one knows how they keep their sheen; anyone who’s turned a corner to be met with so many teeth has never lived to tell the tale. Researchers believe the sheen is leftover moisture from the fog the land shark is said to conjure when it is preparing to sneak up on prey. Others believe the sheen is due to the tears of regret shed by the land shark every night over a bourbon. He misses his watery home, but when he said he would make it on his own, he meant it.