“The fedora (and it’s cousins the trilby, homburg, bowler &etc) is second only to the black duster in the heirarchy of Megadork Garments. Rare is the Dungeons & Dragons game without one player wearing a fedora he thinks makes him look like Indiana Jones. The sad fact is that these megadorks have tainted the hat for everyone else. If you want to wear a hat, you have to: A) have a great reason or B) look really awesome.”—Sound advice from Put This On. (via woodswoodswoods)
Look, you don’t have to fool me. There is only one reason to urgently need a rug. It is pretty clear that you killed someone and need to get rid of them.
I’ve been there, man…whether it is a friend who overdosed on drugs, or a dead hooker, it is important that you clean everything up. You can’t just roll them up in a carpet and forget about them. Don’t worry, I can help you.
”—the whole blog is one guy sending hilarious responses to people on craigslist.